Females and exagerrated stories.

This is part of a bunch of boys vs. girls stuff I thought of.

Everyone exagerrates at one time or another. It makes stories more exciting and sometimes it makes you sound better.

Ladies exagerrate all the fucking time. Don't get me wrong guys do it too, but it's different with us. Males exaggerate about stuff like the size of their pee-pee, how many other guys they've fought, how many girls they've slept with, how much they can lift and some other retarded shit like that.

Women of all ages exaggerate the most unexciting things ever. It's usually something that happens within the dull routine of daily life. Girls love to talk about their day to anyone willing to listen. They take something that happened in their day and they stretch it. It usually goes something like this, "OMG today we were at the store and we had to wait in line for like 3 HOURS. It was ridiculous." When really it was more like 3 minutes. The ordeal itself is very uneventful. You went to the store and had to wait in line.....that's it? The exaggeration had no effect.

The problem isn't that they exaggerate too much, it's that their stories only go from shitty to less shitty. Spice it up a little bit. If you're gonna tell a story that has zero importance to everyone else why not stretch a little bit more. The thing is they think they're already spicing it up. They're not. So next time you suspect that your girlfriend is about to start an unfascinating story stop her at the beginning and be honest. Now be warned that honesty isn't usually the best route to take with women. But if I was in this situation I'd ask, before you continue, does anyone get killed in this story? She'll probably say no. Are there any alien abductions involved? No. Flesh-eating zombies? No. Well in that case I don't give shit. Your relationship might end there.

Maybe that's not best thing to do but that's what would be on my mind. Like I said ladies, spice it up. All it takes is a bit of imagination and some creativity. Atleast imply that there is some UFO conspiracy going on while you're waiting in line at the store. Or perhaps the reason why it seemed like you waited 3 hours in line was because there was a glitch in this simulated virtual-reality world we live in that was created by robots from the future. That's a nice twist isn't it?

The best way to deal with this problem guys, is to listen to what your girlfriend or wife has to say about her day, and pretend like you're interested. If you have a lady friend that tells good stories well then consider yourself lucky. There are still many barriers between male and female communication. This is one of them. Who knows maybe she'll catch on. She will eventually trust me. Despite what you may think girls aren't that dumb. She'll know how to get your attention. One day she'll come home and say "Hey honey guess what I'm fucking my boss." Then the guy will say "Whaaaaaaaaaattt?" You see girls aren't stupid it's only when they bullshit themselves into believing they're stupid that makes them dumb.

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